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LJ House Party by fayray
Username
The DJ	ajhalluk
The Drunk	selenesue
The Hottie	ataniell93
The Wallflower	ekaterin
The Player	trolleypup
The Gambler	stoutfellow
The Horny One	sraun
The Crasher	adamselzer
The Love Interest	nlbarber
How many people got laid	46
Chances the party will be a sucess: 8%
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I've no objection at all to the casting [;)], but with this crew, any party is guaranteed to be a major success!