10 things my spouse has done you haven't

[filkferengi]

1. Sued the high school principal and the school district.
2. Took Hickory House to the Labor Board.
3. Made Spring Training pilgrimages for 18 consecutive years [this March will be 19].
4. Was Vice-President of the Senior Class in High School.
5. Went to a "Gary Hart For President" meeting in 1984.
6. Was President of Alpha Tau Omega Fraternity.
7. Never bought a "Saturday Night Fever" record.
8. Went to the Grand Ole Opry wearing an AC/DC t-shirt.
9. Was President of the Inter-Fraternity Council.
10. In one workday at Metro Produce, killed 113 flies.

Comments

[filkferengi]

Well, I'd claim machismo, but my spouse doesn't know how to be arrogant [unless he's picked it up from me over the years], so it's probably just what-I-happened-to-be-wearing thoughtlessness.

Then again, maybe he likes to live dangerously. After all, he married me, didn't he? ;)