Cool supporting cast, all but the treasure

[filkferengi]

gacked from patgund [who needs to come hang with us at fencon]:

Your LJ Pirate Quest by rachelthedemon
Username
Favorite Color
Age
Your First Mate	jfoxdavis
Your Cabin Boy/Girl	p_o_u_n_c_e_r
Your Bodyguard	stoutfellow
The Bad Guy/Girl	hornedhopper
Your Obligatory Love Interest	norabombay
The Fanservicey One	allyra
Your Coveted Treasure	BEER!
Number of people you kill to get it	86,142
Number of times you get laid afterward	442
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There's something seriously wrong with the item of treasure, unless "beer" is a nom of some sort for books or music. The other items are unsurprising, especially hornedhopper. [weg, dodging deftly elsewhere, lest she set Super Son on me; those walkers are dangerous!]