Ten Things I Have Done that You Probably Haven't

courtesy of andpuff :

1. Served a mission [Latter-Day Saint]
2. Given Lois McMaster Bujold a head-to-toes massage.
3. Married a lawyer.
4. Helped with title searches [real estate].
5. Placed 5th in the nation for 5th year French in the National French Contest.
6. Written Battlestar Galactica Cylon filks to both baseball and Christmas tunes.
7. Climbed up Tybee Island Lighthouse [all 178 steps].
8. Made my best friend bray with laughter at his dad's funeral.
9. Given my grandmother's eulogy.
10. Run by Brigham Young's statue at BYU to see him do the Funky Chicken.