Not my usual thing, but...

allyra and other folks have been perpetrating this recently, so here goes:

Your Twisted LJ Love Life, v2.
LJ Username
Favourite Colour	redorangeyellowgreenbluepurplegreysilvergoldwhiteblackbrownnone of the above
Status	singlehappily involvedmiserably involvedmarried
Pick A Three-Letter Word
You Start Dating...	fairestcat
You dump them and marry...	hornedhopper
You catch them cheating with...	patgund
So you hire a hitman and call...	neonnurse
They accidentally kill ... instead	ursusmarkos
Five marriages later, you end up with...	p_o_u_n_c_e_r
This fun quiz by sellpieforjesus - Taken 1330 Times.

New - COOL Dating Tips and Romance Advice!

I couldn't resist these folks; could you? [weg]

Thanks to sraun...[so it's all his fault ;)]

Take the "How Do You Use Magic?" test! Written by Brimo

Well, this is oddly appropriate, in lots of ways.