Cool supporting cast, all but the treasure

[filkferengi]

gacked from patgund [who needs to come hang with us at fencon]:

Your LJ Pirate Quest by rachelthedemon
Username
Favorite Color
Age
Your First Mate	jfoxdavis
Your Cabin Boy/Girl	p_o_u_n_c_e_r
Your Bodyguard	stoutfellow
The Bad Guy/Girl	hornedhopper
Your Obligatory Love Interest	norabombay
The Fanservicey One	allyra
Your Coveted Treasure	BEER!
Number of people you kill to get it	86,142
Number of times you get laid afterward	442
Quiz created with MemeGen!

There's something seriously wrong with the item of treasure, unless "beer" is a nom of some sort for books or music. The other items are unsurprising, especially hornedhopper. [weg, dodging deftly elsewhere, lest she set Super Son on me; those walkers are dangerous!]

Comments

[hornedhopper.livejournal.com]

Mmmwwwaaahhhaa! (rubs hands with evil glee) C'mere mate! Closer. Closer. I don't bite. Much. Arggg. Yer liver looks about the right size, me hearty. Have another toddy; it's on me, mate. (surreptiously slips dagger out of boot) Oooo, luv, what *huge* veins you have... (g)

[stoutfellow.livejournal.com]

Hey, watch it. That's my boss you're messing with!

[hornedhopper.livejournal.com]

Aye, an' a right good boss she be, ar'. (Is this National Talk Like A Pirate day, by any chance?) I'll be duelin' wi' ye fer 'er liver on the morn, eh? A liver like that un be worth its weight in gold doubloons, Ah reckon. Ah've a better idea, mate; yer veins 'ave taken my fancy, they have. 'Ave a nice slug o' rum, on the house, like; there ye go, mate, take another...now, this here bobbin won't even be worth yer notice. Jes' ye roll back yer sleeve, me 'earty; now ye be garglin' wi' the rum. By the Heathen Ship! Lookit *yer* liver...that's it, mate; jes ye lay yer 'ead down and Bob's yer uncle, Ah'll 'ave that poppet out 'afore ye even miss 'er. ARR, now that's a good lad...

Do I make a great EVIL, organ-harvesting pirate, or what?

[filkferengi]

If you continue on in that vein, you're bound to hit paydirt.

Why did I just have a vision of you leading a chorus of Ladye Pyrates in a rousing rendition of "ARR E S P E C T"? [weg]

[hornedhopper.livejournal.com]

"If you continue on in that vein, you're bound to hit paydirt."

I was actually hoping to strike *blood* in that vein, not dirt (g)!

People talk about crossover fanfic - while I was writing that above, I had this bizarre notion of a Larry Niven-Treasure Island kind of universe!

[filkferengi]

You opined: I was actually hoping to strike *blood* in that vein, not dirt (g)!

Knowing all the while that I'm married to a lawyer? Tsk, tsk; you know better than that.

and then: "I had this bizarre notion of a Larry Niven-Treasure Island kind of universe!"

Just remember, you thought of it, you have to [bootleg-]organ[ize] it. [weg]

[filkferengi]

[slurp, slurp] Does that suck-up sound come with or from a Cthulhu attachment? ;)

"Thanks for your support", stoutfellow

[filkferengi]

Hey, if blood is all you want, you're welcome to it. For a minute there, I was actually worried. ;)

[patgund.livejournal.com]

(laugh) Bit far for me to travel on short notice I'm afraid. But thanks for thinking of me!

[filkferengi]

Well, you're welcome, but it's no hardship. :)