Mmmwwwaaahhhaa! (rubs hands with evil glee) C'mere mate! Closer. Closer. I don't bite. Much. Arggg. Yer liver looks about the right size, me hearty. Have another toddy; it's on me, mate. (surreptiously slips dagger out of boot) Oooo, luv, what *huge* veins you have... (g)