Ten Things I Have Done that You Probably Haven't

[filkferengi]

courtesy of andpuff :

1. Served a mission [Latter-Day Saint]
2. Given Lois McMaster Bujold a head-to-toes massage.
3. Married a lawyer.
4. Helped with title searches [real estate].
5. Placed 5th in the nation for 5th year French in the National French Contest.
6. Written Battlestar Galactica Cylon filks to both baseball and Christmas tunes.
7. Climbed up Tybee Island Lighthouse [all 178 steps].
8. Made my best friend bray with laughter at his dad's funeral.
9. Given my grandmother's eulogy.
10. Run by Brigham Young's statue at BYU to see him do the Funky Chicken.

Comments

[hornedhopper.livejournal.com]

You're right - done nary a one! I am *majorly* impressed with the French awards. *Well* done!

But have you *danced* the Funky Chicken yourself?? I, uh, am dating myself, but it was *the* dance when I was 15...don't try it now, it's hard on the joints (g)!

[filkferengi]

The French awards, well, that was high school. Do you know what I got for being a national winner? A Larousse dictionary. Not exactly big with the big prizes. I just had to swank a bit, because it was something no one [except possibly joyeuse13 had done.

As for the Funky Chicken, isn't that what one consumes in the dorms? ;)