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filkferengi ([personal profile] filkferengi) wrote2006-03-27 10:55 pm

Bribe Me Now

[to, of course, the tune of "Hold Me Now"]

Having been tagged by [livejournal.com profile] mmegaera, behold me all compliance [except the component cowering {effectively, one hopes} in the corner; risk not the wrath of the librarian].

The 5 most effective things to bribe me with (not in order of effectiveness):

1. Cookies 'n cream milkshakes from the local Chick-Fil-A Dwarf House [the restaurant part, 'cause if you sit down, you get the overflow cup, nearly double the stuff!].

2. Grits and scrambled eggs.

3. Chocolate cheesecake decadence.

4. Books by authors I like.

5. That Leslie Fish cd I've been hearing about [and not seeing] since 1998.


note: exclusive-to-spouse options omitted out of courtesy.