Let's Keep It That Way

[filkferengi]

a rewording of an old Ren-Faire favorite:

Let's Keep It That Way

Here's a Health to the Company
And a treat for the cat;
Let us drink and be merry
And give her a pat.

Let us give her the pettings
And treats she is due,
Lest she give us something
We'll have reason to rue.